...What in a box!!

OK so have you seen that commerical where this guy gets out of the shower and comes down the stairs to find his wife hosting a party and he is buck naked with a towel on his head! Ha ha ha so funny untill it happens to you. While if any of you know my husband very well you know he is a prankster. And a big one at that. Last night he had been working on our sprinklers all day and when they were fixed he went and jumped into the shower..... Our good friend Ammon and his cutest girlfriend came over to watch a movie. Keep in mind my hubby has met This pretty lady once and this is the first time FIRST time she is coming to our home. Were all on the couch talking and I hear Dan come down the stairs we look and I yell oh my gosh cover your eyes!! My love the man of our house the father to my child is coming down the stairs NAKED with a box covering his front!!!!! My worst nightmare has come true my face is on fire i am so so embarrassed! i get up and try to push him up the stairs deep down inside I was thinking I might kill you! It would of been better if he was unaware of our company! After that I have called an attorney and are working on how to settle this divorce kindly!